Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

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Shark Attack

Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.

Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!

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Shark Attack

Occurs when a guy and a girl are having sex and the male proceeds to oral sex. During oral sex the male bites the girls clitoris, flips her over, and sticks his penis in her butt. While the man is doing this, he raises his arms to the top of his head and completes the appearance of a shark fin with his hands.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard you shark attacked that girl last night."

Guy 2: "Wait, what did I do?"

Guy 1: "Shark Week!" *raises hands above head to create a shark fin*

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Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

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Mud Shark Attack

The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.

Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym

Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.

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