a shed

Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park

Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"

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shed

When you are playing Mechwarrior or Battletech or some other such game involving giant robot walking tanks, and your robot gets a lot of its armour shot off, so that it is very vulnerable to enemy fire, it becomes a shed.

I must retreat as my robot is nothing but a shed.

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shed

the area between the head of the penis and the shaft, leading to great sexual pleasure upon contact.

she was all up in my shed and i was like "sweet"

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shed

A slang term for an outdoor Amphitheatre used for live music concerts. Names so because of the roof that covers the pavilion seating. Those under it are in the shed, while the remaining concert attendees see the show from the lawn.

Examples of sheds include Alpine Valley, Deer Creek, or the Post-Gazette Pavilion.

Dave Matthews Band announced another tour this year and they're playing quite a few sheds around the country.

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shed

short for "she'd do". a group of sheds can be called homebase, whilst an underage shed is a flatpack

Phwoar, look at that shed. I would do things to that.

That is one hell of a shed.

I need a shed!

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shed

An abbrevation or another means of calling someone a "tool" or "toolshed".

Jim is such a shed for doing that last night.

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Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

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