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taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker
Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.
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to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.
i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed
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Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
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High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
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In hockey, the top area of the net.
Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.
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When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
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Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")
I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.
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