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When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
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The act of leaving a 'lady' full of semen and stranded on a shithole of a beach.
No way am I taking her home but she's definitely a Gelliswick Shipwreck.
shipwreck schramm
(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)
1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"
Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"
Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."
Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."
Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
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When RAY Sutton fucks you in the ass with his 9in. Dick all hardcore rough style and and rips it apart...
(Cause of all of the bloody semen)
(Sea Men)
I got a Sutton shipwreck from Ray last night I won't shut right for a week ....
The end result of getting your "Sea Legs" the night before.
dude, that Five-O gave me sea legs, and now I'm shipwrecked!
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Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.
You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .
Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.
1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
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