Random
Source Code
Random
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there
I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit
When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean