Go Ape-shit on You

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

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you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

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you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

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are you shitting me

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

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you shit yourself

You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.

When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)

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Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

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flipping you shit

Giving a person a hard time in a semi joking manner, also called "flipping shit" when not directly referring to a person who's pronoun would be "you" in a sentence.

I was just flipping you shit when you fell down, I wasn't being serious.

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