shitstorm

A kickass song by Strapping Young Lad. Very awesome to headbang to. A shitstorm is also precipitation of no other thing than shit. which would seriously suck for 2 reasons... cleanup, and the stench

person1: hey what's that smell??
person2: oh shit, the sky's gonna be shitting again! get the ponchos and gasmasks! We've got a shitstorm coming

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shitstorm

a condition in which everyone involved, despite countermeasures gets covered in shit. a series of bad events happening all at once or within minutes of each other

It took about five minutes of the rodney king video and los angles was hit by a shitstorm

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shitstorm

Many, alot, infinite, inmeasurable, abounding, bountiful, copious, countless, numberless, numerous, plentiful, several, sundry, teeming. Usually used when refering to objects, or people. This means that there is a large or immeasurable quantity of a said object or people, such as enemy combatants.

1: "How many reds out there?"
2: "There's a shitstorm of them"

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shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.

Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

or

Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...

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Shitstorm

Noun. Refers to a drink, invented by two Montreal university students named Pog and Kevin. It is composed of genever and plum nectar, roughly in equal proportions, thus blending the potent laxative power of the former with the anesthesic properties of the strong alcohol. The name also refers to the "shitstorm effect", frequently experienced by careless users.
Variants using other types of alcohol include:
-Russian Shitstorm (Vodka)
-Carribean Shitstorm (Brown Rhum)

Man, I had way too many shitstorms last night!

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Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

shitstorm

shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

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