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When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
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a person that has anal with guys or girls
jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick
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Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.
"Dude want another shot?"
"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"
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A guy who while in the act of anal intercourse gets defecated on.
Kim Dillon shit on Travis Harrisons dick.
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When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.
1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"
2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"
Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"
Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."
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A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
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Shit dicks is a term used when expressing anger or disappointment.
Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.
Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.
Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
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