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To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.
I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.
When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!
Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!
So shit faced + hammered = shmammered
Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream
The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.
I wanna get really shmammered tonight!
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