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The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.
OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE
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Another word for male ejaculate.
Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.
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Shmoo is used to describe Kian Ellerby when he is with Jasmine. Kian is Jasmines shmoo and no one elses.
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A blob like architectural monstrosity forced upon an unsuspecting public. Typically the torturous revenge of artistically “form above function” inclined Architects exacted upon the inevitably “function before form” structural engineer of a project. Often can be found on exteriors of buildings increasing the risk of seismic collapse, or inside where they reduce clearance, increase clutter, or otherwise counter-intuitively change a space.
"Did you see what the architect has on the plan for the new building? It's this huge oval with holes out of drywall hanging from the ceiling. What a shmoo!
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A creature having a strange or frightening appearance
The fat chick is a fucking Schmoo
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1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".
2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.
3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.
1. Hiya Shmoo!
2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.
3. ShmooShmooShmoo.
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Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference
This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo