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When you fart and sneeze at the same time causing you to shit your pants.
I was so embarrassed last night. I shnit myself on my date.
The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.
Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.
When someone takes a dump, and sneezes at the same time. Its a combination of the word shit, and sneeze
I shnitted so hard the bathroom
The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.
Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.
Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!
Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..