shoeboxed

To be killed cheaply by a very bad player. (In a game)

You've been shoeboxed...

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Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

Shoebox Farm

A collection of small trashy double wide trailers; aka a trailer park.

Look at that large shoebox farm!

Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

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Dirty Shoebox

When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.

Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!

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shoebox cash

saving money in a shoebox

Joey: so man, how did you get that DVD?
Jimmy: Shoebox Cash.
Joey: WTF?
Jimmy: I put money in a shoebox every now and then.
Joey: Oh.

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shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.