shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.

nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique

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Shoelace Headband

A shoelace worn wrapped around head in place of a headband.

Helpful because if you need to, you can untie it and use in place of rope.

Shoelace headband:
Elizabeth wore a black and white whole ace headband that day.

How it's helpful:
Elizabeth was in the girls bathroom, when she relized that the door didn't have a lock. She unties her shoelace headband and ties the door to the broken lock on the wall to hold shut the door.

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Barrel of shoelaces

To be useful in any situation.

Wow that guy was a real barrel of shoelaces! He helped us alot!

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Shoelace Belt

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.

Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."

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kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

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Shoelace Bears

The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.

Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.

Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!

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