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A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.
Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex
1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
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A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself
Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley
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a bag of chips divided by five.
three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal
Weird person with glasses and a broken wrist.
Gresham shoemaker is a butthole
If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.
"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"
Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.