“Are you gonna hang out with Riley again?”
“No it was a short term dick situation.”
Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.
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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no
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18th February
Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day
18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.