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They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!
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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread
Batty boi is thy very short person
Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
On November 9th, you can throw a short person.
Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!