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To defecate by anus into a condom, place condom into freezer, wait until frozen and then use as dildo.
Lee - Hey Natasha do you want me to Space Shuttle your arse tonight with that giant lump of muck I stuck in the freezer next to the birds eye fish fingers?
Natasha - Erm... Yeah OK.
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Public transportation vehicles in a major metropolitan area
"Mike's car is in the shop right now, so he will be forced to ride the nigger shuttle.
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Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.
I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.
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The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.
"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"
The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.
Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!
Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!
Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster
Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning
Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.
Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.
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