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Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".
Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information
Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
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That flash game where you can play as Vinnie, Kiro or Shorty and... uh... sift some heads I think.
Oh man I gotta play Sift Heads before Google removes Adobe Flash Player!
A parody of "Taylor Swift" used on TikTok, most commonly used in a sound naming parodies of her albums.
Tyler Sift, Fearful, Steak hou-ouse, Bobby Fla-a-a-a-y, 1972, revelation, Liver, fork, elena of avalor
sift flour
(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.
To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!
Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.
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The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard
1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.
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