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Funky skunky

A nickname for what i just smoked

Did you smoke some of that funky skunky?my miny tastes horrible

by Im high asf rn August 26, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.

me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer

by UrbanΒ Dictionary January 9, 2009

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


skunky weed

Weed that has gone stale and developped a "skunky" taste and smell.

"How old is this?! It tastes like skunky weed."

by udud December 23, 2008

16πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


skunky bush

maraijuana of the highest grade

dis skunky bush be da seeeerias ting blad

by AD3N May 5, 2009

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Skunky Monkey

When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.

Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice

by Doopo December 30, 2014

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Skunky Beaver Weave

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.

My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.

by RedSonja July 5, 2015

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!

Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha

by SassyJax01 December 7, 2010

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