skype

the antichrist!
skype is another evil company like google. everybody uses it, everybody likes it, everybody gets observed. if you have skype on your computer, it's not your computer anymore but skypes computer. they can see what you write in your chats and they can hear what you say in your calls. they know where you live, the know who you are, they know your interests and if they wanted to fuck you up, they could do it easily.
BUT, skype is also a very handy programm and as long as you dont try shit like h4x1ng the pentagon nothing will happen to you.

normal guy: yesterday i downloaded skype and called my sister in europe for free. skype sure is handy.

slightly schizophrenic guy: oh god... another one lost

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skype

Derogatory term for a person with red hair.
A pseudo-racial slur.

Originally from the Latin: scipe, meaning to have red hair and be developmentally delayed. Springing from early skirmishes between the Gallic forces with red hair and the Romans who were unaccustomed to laying the beatdown on such poor troops.

"Hey you! Ya You! Ya dirty skype, get the hell offa ma porch!"

"Get your patchouli skype ass outta my store!"

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Skype

a sexual position in which is worked as a doggie but on skype

I skyped her last nite

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Skype

Probable the most popular instant messaging program, Skype has many features, including games, calls around the world, custom avatars, and conferences.How many businessmen use AIM for important meetings?

Hey, my friend texted me to go on Skype.His friend is going to show me this really cool thing.I just hope it's not a rickroll.

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Skype

The most deadly virus of all time!!!

OMG DID YOU GET THE SKYPE VIRUS!!!

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skypes

Kids that hang out outside buildings and smoke cigarettes. They are not good people and are frequently seen outside apartments, shopping malls, department stores and restaurants. They become leeches and do not contribute to society in any way. If you see a skype look at them condescendingly as you walk into the host establishment. Don't worry about the repercussions due to the fact that their lit "lung dart" prevents them from retaliating.

Look at these skypes. They are dumb. (condescending look followed by ducking into the building)

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Skyping

(v). To Skype. The act of ejaculating (see ejaculate), usually in the fashion of ejaculating on to another person.

I was skyping all over this chick last night!!
I'm skyping you!
Skyping is awesome

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