a horrific yet endearing omnipotent force.
"the slart... i feel it..."
/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.
The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.
Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle
someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag
Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!
The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.
A word describing a silent fart
It’s stinky! Sarah did you slart?
A word used to describe someone who is a slut but sharts aggressively.
“Did you hear about slarty Sarah?”
“I heard she slept with Jason and shit on him, what a slart.”
When you release a fart while attempting to mask the sound or the animation of farting. A sly fart.
1: Dude it wreaks in here, did you slart?
2: You smelt it so you dealt it.
3: I think you might have shit yourself.