sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

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sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

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sleep

is better than everything.

Sleep is best.

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sleep

sleep is just a symtom of caffeine depravation

megan forget to drink her hourly cup of coffee and for the first time in 86 hours fell a sleep.

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Sleep

A great way to spend a school day.

"Hey Chuck, I'm going to sleep through 4th period today."

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sleep

An efficient way of unnoticably skipping out on near half of one's life.

Good morning. Am I 53 already..?

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Sleep

What humans do during 1/3 of their lives.

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