sleep

An efficient way of unnoticably skipping out on near half of one's life.

Good morning. Am I 53 already..?

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Sleep

What humans do during 1/3 of their lives.

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sleep

Something I don't get nearly enough of.

A state in which the body of a person or other mammal is in deep rest. Environmental responsiveness is reduced or even completely lost. This is the period in which the body and mind can recover from the activity of the awake state.

I'm an insomniac, I'd probably be doing a lot better if I was actually able to sleep, instead I'm spending my night on UrbanDictionary.

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Sleep

Something we all desperatley need.

Yeah, I know I spelt 'desperatley' wrong. I need sleep, also.

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sleeping

something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.

fairly obvious person: wow, you like crap cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she passed out.)

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sleep

The physical state in which your bodie rests and replenishes it's energy (insomniacs, such as myself, do not often expeirience this, and are reading this definition @ 3:00 in the mourning and need to be awake by 6:00 to get ready for school). Sleep often comes to people in class periods such as math, science, history, P.E., and english.

Last night i didn't sleep for the third night in a row.

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sleep with

euphemism for "fuck"

She let me sleep with her.

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