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When you're ready to go as hard as a motherfucker, like the feeling you get after an amazing nights sleep, when you're fresh as hell, hence the word "slept".
Guy 1: Dude, you ready to go gym?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I'm slept as fuck.
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To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.
Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.
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A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.
Q) Morning, how did you sleep?
A) I slept like a baby
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Referencing well-known medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy,' GSWI is the sudden onset of remembering events, usually regrettable, that occured previously while heavily intoxicated, just as the late George O'Malley remembered his adulterous sex with Isobel Stevens.
"Oh no, last thursday night! George slept with Izzie."
"Ohh no, what did you do? ..."
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to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants
Correct usage in a sentence: "man, I slept like a baby." response: "well that explains the smell. Sorry about that buddy. Better luck next time."
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an expression used to describe when you woke up crying and pissing everywhere
i slept like a baby last night
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When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.
When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!
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