slicer

person who slits his/her wrists.

The man from 2B is a total slicer.. you could see the marks from his razor all over his wrists.

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wrist-slicer

An offensive slur toward a gothic person.

"Stop acting so depressed you fuckin' wirst-slicer!"

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turd-slicer

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

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meat slicer

A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.

I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.

Yeah, that bitch's a meat slicer.

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Bread Slicers

Extremely long big-toe nails.

Oh my god, look at those bread slicers!

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cunt slicer

One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.

Now I've got this huge bloody mess to clean up because of this dirty cunt slicer. Fuck!

wrist slicer

slur for emos, coming from the stereotype of all emos being depressed and self-harmers

"benny went all emo over winter break"
"oh god, he's a wrist slicer now?"