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The house full of punk ass kids at Hogwarts. The kids in this house are donkeys who listen to rap music. If black people went to Hogwart they would be in this house.
Yo shorty, run your wallet, your in Slytherin now bitch. I'll pop a cap in your British ass.
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Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).
Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.
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bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy
That fake slytherin is a hoe
Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.
I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.
When you're getting a blowjob and your girl(or guy) flicks their tongue on your tip.
Dude, Jessica gave me the greatest slytherin succ last night.
A bitch who likes ditching her non existent friends lmao
I'm a pansexual slytherin
little pieces of crap that are all emo
Everyone:ew look at how emo he is
Everyone:I bet he's in slytherin
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