cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

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Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

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fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

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Shin Smacker

Another word for a super long shlong. A huge penis, one long enough to reach a persons shins.

I may start dating lawrence, apparently he has a shin smacker.

stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.

Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

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Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

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