A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.
Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*
The ultimate form of making your child high af.
Smarties make Jimmy feel better.
when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library
i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty
smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself
"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"
1- a cute child who is smart
2- a prodigy
example: My son is smarties, he is genius