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Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009


smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023


Smit-smat

to maneuver and succeed in achieving something but in a clever way

He smit-smatted his way through corporation!

by dictionyner123 April 30, 2023


SMAT

SMAT , simply meaning " Idiot " .

Sam : "Oi Aubrey you're a bloody SMAT ."

by Chutney Ferret February 14, 2023


smat

see smitten.
a state of infatuation, usually referring to the past tense.

1. you smat me!
2. he's got her completely smat.

by Gems May 16, 2005


Smat

when somebody looks so incredibly sexy and cool you just want to smack them in the face.

Example 1 -

Girl 1: Did you see Alex today? Her outfit was totally smat worthy!

Example 2 -
Girl 2: Elsie's outfit was totally smatting today. I mean her shoes made her legs look HOTTT!

by Alexawesomeness July 26, 2010


SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 16, 2018