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A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
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1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss
2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito
Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?
Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!
American Flag: It's his right to protest!
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A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.
Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!
When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.
"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"
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Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
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