The Snail

The game "War Thunder" is made by a company called Gaijin Entertainment, this phrase is usually the mascot of the game as the companies logo is a snail.

The players of War Thunder say
The Snail wants their money and controls the game, making the game biased for a certain country in the game which is Russia/USSR. This phrase is called "Russian Bias". Gaijin makes the russians biased since they are russian.

John: It owns you, The Snail wants your money.
T-80BVM: *tank noises*

Snail

A basic plain looking girl, mostly residing in a hoodie with no makeup on.

Plain Jane, she lacks in features, Snail

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Snail

The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.

No! A snail is faster than me!

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Snail

To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.

This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.

1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"

2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"

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snail

When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.

"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"

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Snail

When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.

"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"

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The snail

When a guy cums inside you and you scoot around on the floor, leaving a trail.

"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."

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