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Snookerized

For a man to be angrily confronted face-to-face by a female with his fist subsequently connecting with her face.

Dude, that crazy bitch got in my face, so I snookerized her.

by hersheymike January 23, 2010

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snooker

a hooker who looks like snookie

look at that girl shes such a snooker.

by dyutdyo November 11, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005

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Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

69๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 17, 2006