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The most popular sport in the world, involving a ball and two goals and played on a grass field.
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A fun sport. Also known as Football. Seems theres always an argument between soccer players and American Football players, doesn't make much sense.
Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about!
About that... You say that we no nothing about a sport, while, chances are, you dont know anything about American football if you think it requires no skill, yet openly bash it too everyone. Good work, you just made a fool of yourself.
Soccer is a fun sport. So is Football.
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A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.
"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"
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a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer:
~you cant wear any jewellery
~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box
~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc)
and remember:
*~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill
*~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women
*~soccer will eventually take over the whole world
soccer is the greatest, soccer is the greatest, SOCCER IS THE GREATEST!!!!
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best sport in the whole wide world. obivously. requires A LOT of dedication, practice and skill. American football players call it a "girl" sport because they are to emarrased that they cant play the worlds greatest sport. you have to be fit mentaly and physicaly.Unlike basketball and american football where you stop every time the ball goes out, u play full 90 minutes, with only 3 subs. and dont get me started on baseball. Bunch of guys standing around in tight pants now thats GAY.
soccer player 1: i play soccer
girl: oh you mean the worlds greatest sport?
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