A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning things aren't the best and you are sad or otherwise down in mood.
"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"
"Pretty soggy, man. My uncle fell into a wood chipper."
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soggy is either when a girl has been fucked to many times and is all loose and gross. the other definition is when a girl has gross fat on the back of her legs like cottage cheese.
1. she been around so much now she fuckin soggy
2. she has soggy shit on her legs.
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Another term used to describe testicles and their soggy nature inside of the scrotum. Men are usually proud to announce they have 'soggies' rather than testicles because of its manly connotation.
Did you just see his soggies?
How many soggies do you have?
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Slut or skank
To be skanky
To have multiple sexual acts
Derived from longwood high school NY
she sleeps with everyone she's so soggy
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Slang for "cool," "sweet," and overall good-ness. Also can be abbreviated to just "sog." Usually refers to things people do as well as people.
Dan is such a good artist, his drawings are so sog.
Adam is really good at basketball. His jumper is the soggiest I've ever seen.
Ariel and Stephanie are fun to hang out with, they're really soggy people.
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The essence of fucking lame and unpleasant. Much like soggy toast, to call something soggy indicates extreme displeasure.
1. That was some soggy shit that went down with Neal man, I wasn't expecting him to eat all my food.
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When a man ejacuates into his partners ear in an act of true, primal sexual desire.
Will gave her a soggy ear.
"Imma give 'er a soggy ear tonight"
"I can't hear, cause you came in my ear!"
"Hey babe, you wanna get a soggy ear?"