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In baseball, the golden sombrero is a slang term used to describe a player's inglorious feat of striking out four times in a single game.
Russ Laribee struck out 8 times in 1981, becoming the only player with two golden sombreros in one game.
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A hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.
J. Peterman: (rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.
Elaine: Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?
J. Peterman: Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.
Elaine: Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.
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Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.
Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.
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The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'
...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero
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Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").
My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.
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When someone is either exclusively or predominantly attracted to hispanic people
Girl: Do you think I have a chance with him? He looks pretty out of my league but he seemed to be flirting with me last night?
Guy: Yea, I think he has Sombrero Fever, he only has sex with hot spanish girls, he says it's because he's more of an ass guy?
Girl: Oh shit that explains it! I think I'm gonna go for it!
There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.
The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.