sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

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It be like that sometimes

Phrase often used to show that you feel sympathy, but don’t care too much about the situation.

“Dude, my dog was just hit by a car...”
“It be like that sometimes.”

*person suffers traumatic incident*

“It be like that sometimes”

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Yeah, sometimes.

A non-sequitur reply to a question.

The origin of this response is from a person who use to work with the mentally handicapped. He told the story of how he asked one of his clients what he liked about working at his new job. To which the client responded, "Yeah, sometimes."

"What did you think of 'The Haunting in Connecticut'?"

"Yeah, sometimes."

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Sometimes Always

Sometimes always is a phrase used do describe how often somethings occurs. It’s more commonly used with people of the 21st century and adults will say ‘that’s not the correct way of speaking you can’t ‘sometimes always’ it’s sometimes or always but you actually can.

Sally sits on the bus with Sam

Sam: Hi are you new?
Sally: No, I sometimes always catch the bus
Sam: Oh, makes sense

So sally would sometimes catch the bus and sometimes could be July to December but during those months she is always on the bus

Semper Sometime

A Marine Reservist.

Joe could not hack being a fulltime Marine, he is just a Semper Sometime.

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sometimes always

A term that is used only by the most prestigious of moronic and insolent percentage of the world population. Averaging out to about 0.01%. The statement in itself contradicts itself as where an event can not both "sometimes" (as in not definite) and "always" (as in definite) happen at the same time. Any use of this phrase should end in immediate annihilation of the individual.

Bro, that sometimes always happens

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sometime titties

Sometime titties are the effect that some girl's possess when it seems like some days their titties are "scrumptious" and supplemental, but then on other days the titties are unnoticed and hidden. Hence, sometime titties.

Boy1: Dang man.. I coulda sworn shawty had some D's the other day.. what happened??
Boy2: Man you know she got them sometime titties.! One day they D's.. The next they poof.. gone!

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