sook a noot

Pronounced (sook a newt)...simply. The act of sucking ones nut.

Some asshole cuts you off in traffic, you yell , "hey asshole, sook a noot" as you pass him with your middle finger up.

Cooncil Sook

A blowjob behind the bins.

"Yon growler fae''The Port oh Leith" gave me a rare Cooncil Sook while ah chundered ma load.

sook me

askin sumcunt fur a gobble. it is normally just used as a way of tellin sumcunt ae shut up or git tae fuck

sook me ya pleb.
wanty sook me ya durty wee midden.

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Connex Sook

Somebody who complains about Connex's service being below the best when it cannot be helped.

Connex Sook:

I can't even begin to estimate how many times I've stood in the platform at Flinders Street dreaming about not being subservient to the whims of Connex and their complete lack of customer service.

Normal Person: Get on with life dude

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Cracked the sooks

Cry baby, shy, coward

Someone has cracked the sooks

sook tie

The act of tying the penis into a knot

I got so mad at that muthafucka, I gave him a sook tie!

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sook-up

adjective: wack, bad, not good

I Love NY has the most sook-up weave ever!

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