Being hungry for sex, pork, and everything in between
Wilbur Soot: Iβm hungry for sex, pork, and everything in between, and thatβs the sooty way mwah mwah
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The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.
Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.
A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one
Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile
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A north-east Wales term for a very small motorhome, like that seen in Sooty and Co., a British children's television programme from the nineties.
Here's that Sooty van again.
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A Coal miner's wife, generally showered with jewellery and spends up the sootie's cash while he is working in the mines.
Sootie Hag's are a social species often found in cafe's or walking their teacup poodles and doing as little work as possible
Dude 1 - Man that Sootie Hag spends up his money like he were digging gold.
Dude 2 - Yeah bro, Ain't saying she a coal digger, but she ain't messing with no broke ....
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This phrase is used when someone knows for fact they are wrong, but will take this statement to the grave in confidence that no other truth exists.
I didn't say spaghetti *waves hand like royalty wave* sooty rosh I knew more
Meaning sorry or begging for forgiveness
βI am so sooty I got the beams of your horse wrongβ