soup kitchen

refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.

"Chris opened up the soup kitchen pretty early after he pounded a bottle of jager last night."

"Following a long night of drinking, topped off by a grande meal at taco bell, early next morning walking to the bathroom John exclaimed "the soup kitchen is about to open for business"

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soup kitchen

when a bunch of homeless people have an orgy in a random car

dirty mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in your car (other guys)

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Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

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soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.

They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

hobo soup kitchen

2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons

One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.

scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

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dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.

God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.

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