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SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.
"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."
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When you are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee on Nintendo Gamecube, and you knock someone off of the map in the fashion where they make a sparkle in the background. This is the opposite of a Texas-Al, which is when they hit the front of the screen, and tends to be easier to pull off than its counterpart.
When I got WiLL over 500% damage, the fact that I would Sparkly Soap him was almost inevitable, given an upward hit.
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So far as colours go, sparkly plaid is just about as good as they get. Popular belief states plaid to be a pattern, sparkly naught but an embellishment. This common misconception is crap.
Sparkly plaid is by far my favorite colour, bar none.
When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
A drink that consists or lemonade, strawberry, and vodka, and is served in a frosted bear glass with crushed ice.
I think i drank about for Sparkly Pandas last night at Where (a night club). They are AMAZING!!
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stupid ass, dumb ass, stupid dumb ass
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron
Pronounced with a Jersey accent. (Spahk-lee Ass)
Ghetto girl walks past with rainbow braids.
Derpina-"Look at her sparkly ass hair."
Derpette-"Bitch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin' ass.."
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what started as a video made by iresponsible parents on youtube now means exactly what the little girl says .. look it up
person1: look at those sparkly wiggles on those porches
person2: yea sparkly wiggles dont have rights
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