SPD

Abreviation for St. Patrick’s Day.

Bruh, I am SO hype for SPD this weekend. I cannot wait to get hammered and pretend I’m Irish!

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.