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When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!
Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
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The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
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While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag
Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.
"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"
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n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.
v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
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The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.