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A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
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1) One who explores caves
2) One who enjoys giving oral sex to women
Peter is such an obsessed spelunker.
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Lifting weights with ones penis.
I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.
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When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know
When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking
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When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".
"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"
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To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick
Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts
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Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."
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