spend a car

Euphemism for spending a large amount of money on something. A relatively large expense.

'Those are your options, but if you want to spend a car on it...' or 'Thanks, but I don't want to spend a car on it'.

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spend-the-night

The act of spending the night with another person (male or female) that would allow that person spending the night to go to sleep and wake up next to the person they desire to spend the night with.

A sleepover.

"Trevor often asks Brittney if he can spend-the-night but rarely does she accept his request. She will often reply with maybe or will ignore his attempt and change the subject" See also hard to get

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spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

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Tax And Spend

To be generous with another persons' time, money, posessions or personal wherewithal in general. This may apply to (1) a person doing so for personal gain or ease or to (2) a person doing so for a third party.

1.
"Hey, can you swing by tomorrow on your way to class and give me a ride to the mall?"
"Sure, you only live 15 minutes out of the way and the mall is totally only 40 blocks from the college. That's very tax and spend of you."

2.
"Hey, I told the neighbors you could spend all next weekend demossing their roofs and cleaning gutters for them since they are going to be watching football."
"Thanks, man, I didn't have anything I would rather spend my weekend doing than getting chilled to the bone on a ladder for free. Don't tax and spend me like that!"

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Net Spend

Some rubbish term Liverpool fans made up to make themselves look better

“Net spend! Net spend” screamed the Liverpool fan whilst he wanked into his sisters mouth

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spend a penny

See take a slash.

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spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

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