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Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
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The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
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a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"
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as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"
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Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.
Yo, what was that?
Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden
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It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
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Another name for flatulence.
What was that sound?
Just an Alabama Barking Spider.
Really? Do those exist?!
You heard it, right?