Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.
Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.
A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing
"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"
When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.
OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.
When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles
Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up
When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.
Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.
Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad
Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr
The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.