When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.
He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.
Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.
*Roderick steps on a water balloon*
SPLAT!
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Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
Lets go splatting on that dudes car!
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When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
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1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.
Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.
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The fat version of the splits.
Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
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