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John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by September 25, 2023


splatoon 4

a game that doesn't exist yet, which will exist in the future.

for the game that is coming out this year, see splatoon 3

have you gotten splatoon 4?

i wonder when splatoon 4 will release..

will we get a splatoon 4?

by kimifish April 21, 2022


the splatoon community

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019


Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous March 23, 2018

35👍 17👎


Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.

Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?

by NyanGaming1243 February 20, 2019

7👍 2👎


Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020

4👍 1👎


Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma

I’m not a fuckin’ grandma; I’m marie (splatoon)

by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020

12👍 6👎