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The act of one woman going down on another.
Dude that lickity splitter eats more pussy than you do!
Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.
Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
A sextoy made by SplitPeaches.com
Split your peach with a SplitPeaches.com Peach Splitter!!
I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
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That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!
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A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.
"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"
A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts