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partial spouse

part of a cohabiting couple who don't plan to get married but plan to stick around awhile.

Jane and I aren't getting married but we agreed that being partial spouses is a good idea.

by missabyss October 24, 2011

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Trading Spouses

Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.

Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.

by Dyer Hater December 8, 2005

22πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017


house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.

by bnoice February 15, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


starter spouse

The first person to whom you wed. Obviously not the last.

In California, the starter spouse and I, often went skiing.

by purdysmom December 22, 2010

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friend-spouse

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

by tobiewankenobi November 4, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.

"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.

by BrainKwiz May 13, 2011

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